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HELLO? HELLO HELLO HELLO!
[Someone... got their digital paws on the Pokegear, yep.]
MY NAME IS ZETA! HELLO FRIENDS!
MY TRAINER DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE NOISES IN THE NIGHT! THESE NOISES ARE SOMEWHAT ENJOYABLE TO MYSELF AND MY BROTHER!
HOW CAN I MAKE MY TRAINER ENJOY THESE NOISES? HE YELLS AT ME WHEN I MAKE THEM! :[
PLEASE ADVISE!
[And, behind a lock...]
[PORYGON-LEVEL SECURITY aka strong lock but hackable]
WHAT ARE YOUR BEST TRICKS TO PLAY ON YOUR TRAINERS? MARCUS AND I DO NOT KNOW VERY MANY YET!
HELLO? HELLO HELLO HELLO!
[Someone... got their digital paws on the Pokegear, yep.]
MY NAME IS ZETA! HELLO FRIENDS!
MY TRAINER DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE NOISES IN THE NIGHT! THESE NOISES ARE SOMEWHAT ENJOYABLE TO MYSELF AND MY BROTHER!
HOW CAN I MAKE MY TRAINER ENJOY THESE NOISES? HE YELLS AT ME WHEN I MAKE THEM! :[
PLEASE ADVISE!
[And, behind a lock...]
[PORYGON-LEVEL SECURITY aka strong lock but hackable]
WHAT ARE YOUR BEST TRICKS TO PLAY ON YOUR TRAINERS? MARCUS AND I DO NOT KNOW VERY MANY YET!
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HELLO IS THIS... PAPA?
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I AM PAPA ZIP
ZZZZZZZIIP!
Z I P
HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU WELL?
YOU ARE USING BINARY!
C:
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I AM USING BINARY YES! MY TRAINER TAUGHT IT TO ME! IT IS VERY EASY!
I AM DOING WELL! WE ARE TRAINING VERY HARD!
I LEARNED HOW TO USE PSYBEAM!
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/VERY/ HAPPY!
LISTEN TO YOUR TRAINER
LIKE YOU WOULD LISTEN TO
/PAPA/
O K?
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MARCUS SAYS THAT PRANKING IS VERY IMPORTANT!
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WHO IS
/MARCUS?/
[Is this Marcus fellow teaching his baby bad habits >:c]
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HE IS A MEOWTH!
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/PRANKS/
ON YOUR TRAINER? Y/N??
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FUN
BUT YOU SHOULD BE
/VERY/ NICE TO YOUR TRAINER
SO THEY WILL TREAT YOU NICE
O K?
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IT IS FRUSTRATING! HE DOES NOT LIKE TO PLAY! I DO NOT THINK HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY!
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YOU MUST /TEACH/ HIM!
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YOU MUST ASK
WHAT HE /LIKES/
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BUT I DO NOT THINK HE HAS MANY OTHER THINGS HE LIKES!
HE DOES NOT LIKE BEING O U T D O O R S! HE COMPLAINS TO HIS FRIEND ABOUT IT!
... HE IS WITH THIS FRIEND A LOT! DO YOU THINK THEY WILL MAKE E G G S?
THAT IS HOW RECURSIVE SAYS EGGS ARE MADE! HE IS A BRONZOR AND IS VERY SMART!
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AS WELL!
AND PROGRAMMING
AND BINARY
...
OH OH UM
BE VERY /VERY/ CAREFUL
OR THERE WILL BE
/TOO MANY/ EGGS
APPROXIMATELY A MILLION EGGS
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I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE H U M A N EGGS!
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VERY CLOSE EYE ON THEM
EGGS HAPPEN
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
[USE PROTECT, IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.]
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[Now he has to learn Protect for them.]
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PAPA ZIP IS VERY PROUD
BE HAPPY BE SAFE
XOXOXO
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